i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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