I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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