U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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