So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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