You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
