Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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