plz talk dirty to me
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
