Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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