She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Randomize
