Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Princesses don't give blow jobs
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He? As in you personified your dick?
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