question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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