Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
