a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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