Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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