oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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