Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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