Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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