More tranny stories later!
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I lost the right to judge tonight
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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