you turned your livingroom into a bong?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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