And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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