She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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