i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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