i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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