Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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