she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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