i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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