i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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