There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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