what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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