it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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