I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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