do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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