whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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