i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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