I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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