i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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