She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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