I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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