Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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