Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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