Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
so let's talk penis.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Just pee around me
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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