remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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