i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
When are your genitals available?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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