1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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