I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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