I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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