You can't motorboat a personality
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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