When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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