ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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