Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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