Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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