I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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