I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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